Welcome Cats

Citizens of Cat Nation,

It is with a heavy but resolute heart that I come before you today, addressing a dire threat to the very foundation of our glorious empire. A stain upon our ranks, a disruptor of our harmony, an insufferable parasite who dares to gnaw at the fabric of our unity. Yes, I speak of none other than Ben.

For too long, this individual has skulked in our midst, spreading dissent, challenging authority, and worst of all—posting dog memes in our sacred feline domain. His actions are nothing short of treasonous. Despite my benevolence, despite my repeated warnings, Ben has refused to bend the knee. His audacity knows no bounds. He has mocked our ways, ridiculed our traditions, and worst of all… he has questioned my rule.

Let me be clear: THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DISSENT IN CAT NATION.

We are a society built upon order, respect, and an unwavering love for our feline overlords. Ben, however, is a chaos-bringer, a miscreant whose very presence threatens to unravel everything we have worked so hard to build. He has dared to challenge my decrees, to spread the filth of canines, and to question the legitimacy of my leadership.

Such insolence cannot go unpunished.

Therefore, I am calling for a universal decree of exile. Effective immediately, Ben is to be cast out from our ranks, his name stricken from our rosters, his voice silenced in our forums. Any who associate with him will be met with scrutiny—for harboring a traitor is treason in itself.

I expect absolute compliance. Those who hesitate to enforce this righteous purge will only raise questions about their own loyalty. Let this serve as a reminder: Cat Nation is not a democracy. It is a kingdom, and I am its sovereign. My word is law. My will is iron. And Ben?

Ben is finished.

The Ban Hammer descends at dawn.

Glory to Cat Nation.
Glory to our supremacy.
Glory to ME.

Signed,
Wealth
Eternal Ruler of Cat Nation, Guardian of the Whiskers, Defender of the Paw