You Don't Know...

I bet you're thinking, "oh boy, I sure wish I wasn't so bad at the video games!" If you're not thinking this, then you better start thinking this, because the first person to not think this will ♥♥♥♥. Now ask yourself, how can you be good, like all the gamers that you see nowa'days at the top of the leaderboards?

You can either 360 n0sc0p3 pr4y 2 Mecca, or you can suck your dad's ♥♥♥♥.

Either way, you're still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kunte.

What will you do now? Watch some more Tokyo Ghoul? Watch some more School Days? I think you'd be better off sucking your dad's ♥♥♥♥ m8.

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“What?” Firestar felt a surge of anger; he could hardly believe his apprentice had asked the question. Bramblepaw flinched, but he went on, steadily meeting his mentor’s eyes.

“Ashpaw told me what Tigerstar said. It’s true that times are hard. Every cat’s always complaining about the shortage of prey, and how there are more Twolegs in the forest than ever before. Besides, TigerClan will be the strongest Clan in the forest if RiverClan joins with ShadowClan. Wouldn’t it make sense to join them?” Firestar took a deep breath. After all, he had asked questions like these when he first came to the forest, not understanding why there should be rivalry and battle between the Clans. He sat down beside Bramblepaw.

“It’s not as simple as that,” he meowed. “For one thing, there have always been four Clans in the forest. For another, it would mean the end of ThunderClan.”

“Why?”

“Because we cannot believe Tigerstar when he says the four leaders would rule jointly.” Firestar tried to speak gently, remembering he was talking about the young cat’s father, but there was no hiding the stark truth. “Tigerstar would take control. We would lose every thing that makes us ThunderClan.”

For a few heartbeats Bramblepaw was silent. Then he meowed, “I see. Thank you, Firestar. That’s what I wanted to know.”

“Then let’s get on.” Firestar sprang to his paws. “There’s a move I think you might find useful….” But as he continued with the training session, he found that his optimism about Bramblepaw’s loyalties had started to fade. When the training session was over, Firestar sent Bramblepaw to hunt for the elders. He was about to return to camp when Cloudtail bounded over the top of the training hollow, closely followed by Brightheart.

♥♥♥♥ you.