In a land, far, far away...

A regular demoman was wandering the plains. He was thirsty and hungry, but all he had were the clothes on his back and some silver shoes that were awkwardly shaped. Then, the demoman discovered a dungeon covered in moss and drawings of sticks with cylinders on them. Once he made it to the heart of the dungeon, he saw a glowing object. It was a thick stick, wrapped with black tape and a green cup on the top. He had found the ancient Ullapool Chalice, but until that point, it was only a myth. Once he grabbed it and drank the liquid inside, the demoman felt regenerated. The cup on the chalice formed into a cylinder with a label that read "Mann Co." That is the story of how the Caber Kingdom was created.