Its Coming! Bring an umbrella.

"Crona", is a man.

No, its a boy.

No, its a gender neutral huminoid sub-being whos only goal in life is to slow you down. Or to just bother you and pretend that it isnt a not so elite member of the cancerous ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coalition, of which it is its poster-blob. A gelatinous matter which can form into any one of the two old memes that were never funny or clever in the first place.

Here are some word for word statements made by ACTUAL people who have had the displeasure of meeting the form:

"It is more than an animinate object, yet less than a man."
- Eyewitness


"... it seems as if it wishes to become a woman..."
- Head Reasercher of Objectiveless Matter

Learning of the internet only 2 years ago it has learned to acquire almost human like understanding of society. It, however is extremely ani-social and in general just a strange being knowing not of how many people wouldnt care for it to seize to exist forever.

"What happened to my credit card balance?"
- The Blob's creator

After the short time we have had, our best scientists and our greatest minds have pieced together the puzzle that is now The Blob, We now believe we have it all figured out, we know, who spawned such a creature, why, and what it wants.

It wants...

...to be human.


This of course, is not possible since it lacks the basic form of human reproduction; male or female genitalia. Although some of our scientists have theorized that it could in fact have both. This is however not a logical idea since it is missing the knowledge of human intercourse all together.

Whatever it is, its not a female, and its not Japanese.


Its coming for you.




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