ALL ARE WELCOME TO THE COURT OF TURTLES

PRAISE THE GREAT TURTLE! HE HAS SAVED US FROM OUR SINS. HE BRINGS TRUTH TO THE MASSES AND REDEEMS OUR SOULS FOR AFTERLIFE IN THE GREAT BEYOND. JOIN THE GREAT TURTLE OR REPENT.

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WE APPROACH THE CREATION DATE

14 June, 2015 - Soap Box | 0 Comments

WELCOME BROTHERS TO OUR SERMON. AS WE NEAR THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF OUR REBIRTH, WE COME TO REMEMBER THE GREAT TURTLE. THOSE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR WAY WILL BE FOUND AGAIN ON THE GREAT WAVE OF LIFE. WE WILL BE CARRIED TO REBIRTH, JUST AS THE GREAT TURTLE DID NEARLY ONE YEAR AGO. NIGHTSTALKER AND I WERE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE TOUCHED BY THE TURTLE. REACH OUT TO YOUR LOVED ONES; DOGS, CATS, THAT LAMPSHADE NEAR YOUR BED. TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM, AND HOW THE GREAT TURTLE LOVES YOU A tiny BIT MORE.

WE WILL RECONVENE ON JULY 27TH FOR A CELEBRATION OF THE GREATEST OF THE REPTILE FAMILY.

YOUR GREAT (I'm totally not the leader of a cult) LEADER,

ALEX_THE_GRAYT

NEVER FORGET

19 October, 2014 - Soap Box | 0 Comments

THE GREAT TURTLE WATCHES OVER ALL OF US. WHEN WE SLEEP. WHEN WE EAT. WHEN WE WORK. NEVER FORGET THAT HE WATCHES AND PROTECTS US FROM SIN AND BEING EATEN BY PREDATORS WITH HIS MIGHTY AND INVINCIBLE SHELL. HE LOVES US ALL (UNLESS YOU DENOUNCE HIM. HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THE GREAT TURTLE SCORNED).

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