Cap'n Chris: "C-Men - We want to make little girls feel happy"

Scout: Gamefreak the grumpy
Soldier: Mould the mysterious
Pyro: Tomu the tormented
Demo: Torrit the terrifying
Heavy: Jabbert the jubilous
Engie: Chris the curious
Medic: Dashij the dangerous
Sniper: Fire the fearsome
Spy: Sam the serious

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Remarkable dudebros

Woolen baited all his friends til the last second by joining some autistic team alone
Spirit is a big nerd wanting to tryhard instead of having fun
Shadowfire the spy main what the ♥♥♥♥ where did we go so wrong
Neon the scared kid who didnt even tell me his dog's name
Zafus is a monster also he yells a lot but is actually a big nerd
Mentelex carries when Dashij is knockout drunk against the memelord teams
Smoot only spoke german thus only 90% of the team understood, what a shame
Canno left us in playoffs rip the team rip the dream
Shreeyam quit for 6s and juked us hard because he did not go to 6s
Soner builds with atomizer lol
Matcuth was replaced twice such fate such dashi jay
Pinks is a nice guy unless you play tf2 with him
Mould grows chickens in his back yard out of cheese
Grabby sorta disappeared rip he was good real good son
Prof was very kawaii and hit all shots poor neon almost had no job
Chrono was around for a few times to sub but he's nice so I put him here

And I don't remember any more dudes pls hit dashij in the cunny with a massage if you do.

Official C-Men Videogame[puu.sh]

The big CMen spreadsheet[docs.google.com]