Combatting Cheaters Using Patented S.D.G.I.E™ Protocol.

About Us

Originally founded in 1787 by Roger Sherman to combat gambling cheaters in the continental United States, Cheat-Police has grown to be a 21'st century Fortune 500 company, employing over 10,000 people across the world. Our mission statement is to provide Counter Strike players with effective counter measures against toxic cheaters. Integrity, honor, and public service is our core belief in maintaining this mission.

Cheat-Police prides itself in being diverse , and a benchmark for equality within the community. We maintain the belief that through our reformed punishment system™ we are able to gradually and exponentially cleanse the Counter Strike community from pesky cheaters.

Our System

Cheat-Police has created a state-of-the-art, patented cheater detection system (aNelprober™) that has an accuracy of over 99%. Once an officer of the Cheat-Police is notified of a cheater, He/she will employ our patented 5-Step solution (S.D.G.I.E.™) With a success rate of over 93%, the solution will hinder the cheater(s) incapacitated.

S.D.G.I.E™

The 5-Step Solution was theorized by one of the early founders of Cheat-Police, Deputy Commander Hermann 'Xerokom' Göring who alongside founder Julius 'subl1m' Streicher tested and brought it to fruition.

In essence, Subvert. Divert. Gaslight. Initiate. Execute (S.D.G.I.E™) is both a psychological operation as well as a state-sanctioned neuropathic enhanced interrogation protocol.

Solution Software (SS)

Our Solution Software (named 'The Final Solution™') is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan.

The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescence score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

The Software has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions.