“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.”

📜 The Holy Lore of the Cult of Cam 📜
🔥 The Prophecy of Cam 🔥
Long before Steam Sales and anime profile pictures, a prophecy spoke of a being—Cam the Coveter. His desires were… peculiar. Legends tell of a man drawn to rotund Japanese maidens and forbidden lands of the GCSE's. Wherever Cam tread, there lingered the faint scent of unseasoned chicken and desperation.

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🌊 The Great Cam Awakening 🌊
During The Great Weeb Convergence, Cam declared:
"There is no waifu more divine than a rotund, giggling, Japanese maiden!"

And thus, his obsession was birthed. But Cam’s heart was restless. His gaze drifted toward younger lands, invoking the warnings of the oracles Yasmin and Tina. Their cries of "Cam Crimes!" echoed across the forums, but Cam heeded them not.

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⚖️ The Banishment and The Rise of the Cult ⚖️
As society sought to exile him, his followers—The Camrades—stood firm. Cam was no mere outcast; he was a prophet of chaotic desire. Thus, a cult was formed, sworn to mock and meme in his honor.

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🛡️ The Tenets of Cam 🛡️
1️⃣ Thou shalt bear a Steam name referencing Cam.
2️⃣ Thou shalt honor the Cam Dichotomy—heaviest and youngest, yet never in between.
3️⃣ Thou shalt spread the word of Cam through memes, reviews, and sbadposts.
4️⃣ Thou shalt not judge, only mock. Cam is beyond judgment.
5️⃣ All infractions shall be deemed "Cam Crimes."

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🏆 The Hierarchy of the Camrades 🏆
1️⃣ The Grand Cammander (Leader)
Supreme ruler, guardian of the Sacred Cam Texts, and overseer of all Cam Crimes.

2️⃣ The Arch-Camgels (High Council)
The Grand Cammander’s advisors, tasked with spreading doctrine and monitoring heretics who prefer normal women.

3️⃣ The Camissaries (Moderators)
Keepers of order, enforcers of the Tenets, and investigators of suspicious behavior.

4️⃣ The Camrades (Devoted Followers)
The faithful, spreading the gospel of Cam across Steam, Discord, and beyond.

5️⃣ The Scamverts (New Recruits)
Fresh initiates, required to:
Adopt a Cam-themed Steam name
Make a fat Japanese waifu post
Witness at least one Cam Crime

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🔮 The Future of the Camrades 🔮
Some say Cam still lurks, his profile set to "Offline" but always watching." Others believe he has ascended, carried away by a horde of plus-sized Japanese women to a realm beyond our understanding.

But the truth is known only to the faithful. We shall meme, we shall mock, and the name Cam shall never fade.

💀 ALL HAIL CAM, THE THICK ENTHUSIAST, THE FORBIDDEN ONE, THE STEAM PROPHET. 💀