"Fools, all ye all who rush on by, not to experience and appreciate the wonder of the Brass Turtle"

- Shells, 29:5

http://i.imgur.com/2uIcgYG.jpg

Bask in its glory.

We are the world's one true religion. We believe that the Brass Turtle created the Universe, loves us very much and will give us eternal life if we praise it every day of our lives. The truth is, the Brass Turtle is a real turtle who came down from heaven about 2000 years ago. After convincing the local population he was God and gaining many followers, the powers that be encased him in Brass to silence him. They also encased the village idiot in brass and mounted him upon the Brass Turtle in an attempt to portray mans dominion over the Brass Turtle. This rebellion by Humanity set us on the slippery slope we are still on today!

Join us in bringing the species closer to the Brass Turtle and see if we can make amends for the evils of our ancestors.

True believers make regular pilgrimage to the Brass Turtle, and perform the sacrament of Brasso, polishing it to a brilliant shine.