Meet Jyiagi, the legend of Counter-Strike lobbies. This man doesn’t just play CS — he teaches the bullets to aim themselves. His reflexes are so sharp, his mouse begs for a break every round. If you hear the words “clutch or kick,” just sit back and watch Jyiagi put on a one-man highlight reel.

Rumor has it, he’s such a great “booster” that even his Wi-Fi rank went up after he joined the lobby. People say he charges “one energy drink per game” for carrying accounts straight to the top — bargain of the century, if you ask me.

Whether he’s flashing teammates “by accident” or pulling off 1v5 clutches, one thing’s for sure: Jyiagi is the CS player everyone wishes was on their team… and fears when he’s not.