When your cat-like reflexes are gone..

Arthritis sucks, use some icy hot to soothe the daily aches and pains that come with being a boomer. Flash that 10 year badge, show-off that 5 digit steam ID.. and don't be ashamed of playing with your nose on your monitor.

Grab a fresh adult-diaper, some energy drinks that will bring you one day closer to death, and put your babies to sleep so your wife can let you play some computer games.

Tag up, be proud that your reflexes have gone to the boomer zone.