Bob is love. Bob is life. Bob is everything. Bob is everyone.

There was once a man named Bob.
He raped everyone and everything.
He eventually raped the whole world to death.
Some say Bob is still out there, raping aliens.
One day our lord and savior Bob will come back to fill our rear ends with sweet love.
We hope our Bob overlord comes back.
All hail Bob.
Prepare your anus.

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12 July, 2015 - Luke009 (Haxor) | 5 Comments

I hope you are all awaiting Bob's arrival.
He will return one day.
And fill us with his love.
All hail Bob.

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Jj the brat 21 Jan @ 9:58am

Hearken unto this tale, forsooth: 'Tis been a span of seasons since wreak nor woe hath befallen us. Nay, yet doth the mind erre, whereunto hath departed our good friend Bob. Meseemeth, doth he yet strive e'er to reclaim his place amongst us? Yea, marvellous voices speak his name, beset in e'er growing darkness, as specter doth appear. Perchance, our steed doth not need to tremble in dread.

Bob the Rat 14 May, 2025 @ 10:01pm

In times of yore, there dwelt a knave named Bob. He did violate all, both mortal and inanimate. Ultimately, he brought ruin upon the very realm. Whispers tell of Bob's ghostly presence still, corrupting beings from yonder stars. A day shall come when our gracious lord Bob returns to bestow upon us tender affections. We fervently await the return of our esteemed overlord. All honor to Bob. Ready thine hindquarters!