Justin Bieber (Beaver) Hate Club

Justin Bieber is a worthless being that has little reason to exist on this planet. His music is, in my opinion, low even for the genre, and his tone-deaf singing is enough to make Michael Jackson turn in his grave. The fact that he hates school and prefers to live like a spoiled superstar demonstrates the incredibly low quantity of brainpower he has. And his popularity is so ridiculously huge that it is beyond a joke; he done almost nothing of merit, and yet he's treated as if he's climbed Mount Everest or performed CPR on President Barack Obama.

The reason why his music sucks is because none of his songs mean anything or make you feel anything. All of them are an excess of the corniest lyrics imaginable, with no story, substance, or originality, whined along to the same familiar rhythm we've heard for years. He believes he knows what true love is, but to be honest he seems to be perpetually trapped in his opinion that the definition of true love is to have lots of swooning teenagers circling him like planets orbiting the Sun.

It isn't just his abysmal music, but also his look. He's 16 and yet he has the face of a toddler, combined with hair of an 8-year old. And the hat he always wears... he looks worse than a clown when wearing it. And no, his smile does not make him cute, his smile is cheap, fake and immature, much like that of a naughty little boy who's making a false apology to his parents.

In conclusion, Justin is a talentless, brainless, childish little mummy's boy which will go on to accomplish nothing, but will still attract idiotic attention from idiotic fans who he doesn't deserve