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Hear Ye, Hear Ye! A Decree Unto the Barboiz of Counter-Strike!

Let it be proclaimed across the land, that the sacred skins—the Knife and the Gloves—shall be traded henceforth under these righteous and time-honored conditions, for the glory of feats performed in good faith!

General Proclamations:

1. Good Faith Above All! Any act to claim the Knife or Gloves must be executed with honor and in the spirit of camaraderie. Foul play or deceit shall be met with scorn and disqualification.


2. A Voice for Every Bar Boy! All Barboiz shall have equal say in the governance of these relics.


3. Unavailable Relics: When the skins are bound by the two-week trade hold, they are deemed unattainable and unavailable to claim. Yet when the hold is lifted, they are ripe for the taking!


4. A Full Foe to Face! No feat shall be deemed worthy unless the enemy team stands complete with their full five players. Partial teams shall not suffice to satisfy the requirements of honor and glory.


5. The Feat Decides the Victor! If more than one Bar Boy performs the act within the same game, the relic shall be bestowed upon the Bar Boy who performed it the most times. For example, two knife kills shall triumph over one. If the feats are equal in number, the relic shall remain with its current holder.



The Knife:

To earn the right to wield the Knife, a Bar Boy must achieve all of the following:

1. A Kill by Blade! Secure a knife kill, performed in good faith, with no treachery or malice aforethought.


2. Strength in Numbers! At least four Barboiz must be present in the match, though the Knife need not already be among them.


3. Victory Secured! The round in which the feat is performed must be won by the Barboiz.



The Gloves:

To don the hallowed Gloves, a Bar Boy must accomplish the following mighty deeds:

1. A Hero’s Ace! Achieve an ace, felling the entire enemy team in good faith, with skill and valor.


2. A Stronghold of Fellowship! At least four Barboiz must bear witness to the feat.


3. The Sweet Taste of Triumph! The round must be won to cement the worthiness of the act.



Modes of Valor:

All feats must be accomplished in Competitive or Premier modes, where the stakes are high and the honor of the Barboiz is on the line.

Thus, these rules are set forth for the governance of our cherished relics. Let no man or woman violate this trust, and may the best of the Barboiz rise to claim their rightful spoils. So say we all!

Proclaimed this day by decree of the Barboiz Council!