*Picks up chainsaw*
"When we run out of ammo...hell they are gonna wish we hadn't"

"It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!"

"Shootin' me? Thats some crazy ♥♥♥♥...

"That long neck ♥♥♥♥♥ hit me!"

"Cotton candy, the wise paharoh of food, sittin' a top the food pyramid, passing judgment on all the lesser foods."

Now a conversation between Coach himself, Nick, and the military during the Praish bridge finale.

Nick: "Before we go outside to meet the people who have been bombing us, anybody want to talk about a Plan B?"
Coach: "The military, they will save us."
Nick: "Or they're going to line us up against a wall and shoot us."

Radio: "Are you Immune?"
Coach: "We are not infected."
Radio: "Negative bridge. Are you immune? Have you enountered the infected?"
Coach: "Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and 20 other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as ♥♥♥♥!"

Now to more informative converstation during the Dark Carnival Campaign.

Coach: "Whisperin' Oaks! I used to come here as a kid!"
Nick: "Oh good. Now we can die here as adults!"

Nick: Look Ellis. Your wish came true, we are on a ride."
Ellis: "Uhh, this ain't that kinda ride Nick....This is were you go to make out with you'r girlfriend."

Coach: "♥♥♥♥, I can't remember when I couldn't wait to get out of the Tunnel of Love!"


And there you have it.
Brought to you by,
Coach.
:)