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Gay.GG has officially sold Bolt.CS to Facebook for $1.6B

19 July, 2018 - spooked | 0 Comments

It's been about a year since infamous team Gay.GG purchased Bolt.CS and completely took the team to a new level.

The team, after the transfer, went on to have four main levels of eSport activity, and they will be described below.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive:

Bolt.CS lost all of its original members with the transfer to Gay.GG, including the legendary players known as HazardCat, BraveyPlays, and SpookedOutYo. Our records do not indicate that any other players on the team were actually good at the game before the transfer. However, after the transfer, two new legendary players would go on to replace the greatness of the past teams. Their names were MaximusEvo and MonstroGato. Along side friends of theirs from what they described as the "Minecraft glory days", the team went on to strive and even compete in the Counter Strike World Cup, sadly placing second place after MonstroGato spilled a taco on his keyboard during a 1v1 in the final round. No one knows where any of these players went after this incidnt, it is rumored they are trapped in a cave with their coach.

Overwatch:

A new addition to Bolt.CS's lineup of games, Overwatch proved to be a success in the eSports industry for a total of 2 weeks. Perhaps the most notable player on the newly formed team was xQC, a man of culture who brought out the best of the team. The team disbanded after the first 2 weeks of Overwatch, with the remaining 5 players going on to search for the lost CS:GO team while xQC pursued his streaming career.

Terraria:

The most notable eSport team of all time in Terraria consisted of the main cast for the Frag-A-Thon tournament back in the glory days of Bolt.CS, this included members from the CS:GO team as well as some extras. After Gay.GG purchased Bolt.CS, they completely disbanded Terraria and left it in the dust. However, one day a man named Chunkinator broadcast an underground stream of Frag-A-Thon pt. 2, featuring many of the original cast members. This was done without Gay.GG's knowledge, and Chunkinator and the original cast have gone missing ever since.

Minecraft Hunger Games:

Nobody knew about a secret team that Gay.GG had been forming for the past year, but with the new ownership under Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook Corporation, a Minecraft Hunger Games team is brewing. We will keep you posted once we hear more news about this, but it is rumored that the legendary streamer Rax123 may be aboard to join the team. We will find out next monday, however, because he does not stream on weekends.

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And that is it for our update.

To all the Bolt.CS fans wishing for the glory days to return, it appears unlikely under this new ownership, but this page will continue to be monitored.

To show our love, please join us in reciting out motto:

"We are BOLT! We are BOLT! Boom, boom, boom! We are BOLT!"

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Thank you very much.

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bravey

31 Jul, 2015 @ 10:59am

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Moonblast 31 Jul, 2015 @ 10:41am

This team has changed my life forever. When I was a small boy, my family was killed by the military. My father and mother were only trying to raise my older sister, brother and me so we could be happy. Five men entered my home and my father and mother were shot down by the corrupt officials. My siblings and I cowered in our rooms as we heard the bullets hit and their cries ring out. The shooting continued and I heard my siblings stop crying and I fully knew what had happened to them. I was all alone in this world with no hope left until I found this team. They trained me to become what my parents wanted me to be. They armed me with the finest equipment and skills available. And before I knew it, I had become a god and soon enough I transcended beyond that, into a titan. I took revenge for my family. In an instant, I killed the five men who had destroyed my family. My name is KennyS, proud member of Titan, and that was the easiest 1v5 clutch of my life.

spooked 30 Jul, 2015 @ 9:57am

Please forgive English, I am Russia I come to study Mechanical Engineering at American University. I am here little time and I am very hard stress. I am gay also and this is very difficult for me, I am a very religion person. I never act to be gay with other men before, but after I am in America 6 weeks I am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because I am very shame. I am feel so guilty, I feel extreme guilt as I am feel the pleasure. I pick up the telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her (in Russia)… I hang up the telephone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because of pleasure. Please help me I very need advice

bravey

30 Jul, 2015 @ 9:53am

You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.

spooked 30 Jul, 2015 @ 9:50am

Bolt.CS has changed my life. Ever since I was a little boy I had dreamed of being a professional gamer. Thanks to our sponsors, that dream has come true. It is truley a miracle to be on this team and be known as the best team in the world. We will reak havoc on any other team of fat sweaty nerds that steps in our way because we are the best of the best. We will not fall down at our knees and suck the ♥♥♥♥♥ of the government. I will refuse to pay my taxes until my team can win every LAN we attend. I will not stop. I will keep on fighting until the day I die. I will pound my hands against my chest until my nipples erupt sweet creamy milk onto the eyes of everyone who stand before me. I am spookazoid. I am god. My team will dfeat all who stand against us. My nipples are the size of baseballs and they will crush all that stand against us. We are Bolt.CS. We are the best.

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