We worship online trading cards.

Legends speak of a legendary trading card called the "BD Joe". This is a character in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sonic video game. However, the best thing that happened to this game, and the main selling point, is the creation of what Gamestop awarded as: "Best Black Beach Character of 2017".

We here at the BD Joe Church worship BD Joe as our lord and savior, as our solace and our zenith, and castrate ourselves at birth to achieve eternal bliss; The BD Burger.

The BD Burger is our view of heaven, a burger created by the holy hands of BD Joe himself. In the burger there is tomato, lettuce, ketchup and BD Joe's special sauce, the Dublin Douglas.

We hope you can join our vision.

God bless BD Joe.