Are your parents neglecting you?

Well mom didn't buy you that expensive computer for no reason!
The people online that you queue with are basically just babysitters!

Mentally handicapped?
Require supervision at all times?
Socially incompetent?
Great news! We're here to keep you occupied for 20-40 minutes at a time each time you queue up a match!

When you hit "MatchMaking" we become BABYSITTERS