:I is everything. All that once was, and all that will be.

Please relax as I read to you the first scripture of the testamemt of :I.

Aycines 8:16 - If one shall :I, he or she must then :I while thy known partner :I's on the coffee table. If one does not follow the rules of doing :I, then thou shall be banished to the pit of :I, where they will be :I'ed for eternity.

FailzinoCouragerous 9:12 - If one shall :I a friend of a :I, then thou shall hit thy known kill bind immediately after :I'ing thy known friend, to compensate for doing such a :I thing to a :I friend. If one does not, thy :I will be imploded into a million :Is.

TrooplarisFagopolis 2:14 - Shall one be blessed with the skill of :I, that shall not abuse thyknown :I skill onto friends of :I. And when using thy known skill of :I, then one shall taunt the ancient taunt of :I, whiles typing in chat the magic of :I.

All things end in :I.