THE COMPANY APPLE IS THE DEVIL

APPLE IS THE DEVIL. HUMANITY WAS PUNISHED AS A WHOLE BECAUSE ADAM AND EVE ATE THE APPLE. NOTICE HOW THE APPLE IN APPLE'S LOGO IS BITTEN. IT SIGNIFIES THAT THE APPLE WAS BITTEN BY ADAM AND EVE. THE APPLE IN THE APPLE LOGO SIGNIFIES KNOWLEDGE. THE APPLE TREE IN THE GENESIS STORY WAS THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. THE COMPANY, APPLE INC., IS SATAN AND ALL OF IT'S IPHONE PURCHASERS ARE THOSE WHO DECIDE TO EAT THE APPLE. DON'T EAT THE APPLE. DON'T FALL INTO THE TEMPTATION. DON'T FALL INTO THE LIES.

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1000 Members

19 August, 2014 - 76561198040355364 | 8 Comments

Hi everyone. Thank you for joining. Thank you for staying. Thank you for reading this. I created this group as mostly a joke but I do legitimately dislike Apple and their products. The reason I single-handedly invited all of you randomly is because I wanted to get one thousand members. That's basically the reason in a nutshell. And I finally got it.

I'm sorry if I bothered you, or if you were terribly confused but this may not be the case as you joined. Thanks for not freaking out about the random invite you got probably, like some people might.

Seriously though, thank you all of you for sticking through and not leaving (at least for now). YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE. YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. NOW WE HAVE 1000 MEMBERS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW.

The Super Secret Announcement of Moderator Making

1 August, 2014 - 76561198040355364 | 3 Comments

If you would like to give your life for a greater cause and become a brother or sister of the faith and spread the true message of Apple's ways, than prove yourself in this announcement's comments. And by that I mean if you want to be a mod. If you want.

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