"boo hoo my appendix exploded"

So we're some British gay-mers (pun intended) who typically lose strategy games, get fed up with tf2 30 minutes after installing it, makes terrible puns (as per mentioned), only have a somewhat level of skill in skill-less games called Warframe. loathes - and are disgusted by - every fiber of a game called Insurgency, and type gramatically correct 99% of the time.

If by chance you see us in a game - which is practically guaranteed to be at Warframe's Larunda Relay on Mercury, come say hi! we don't bite... Most of the time.

Ask us anything. Whether we actually dignify you with a response is something else entirely. But I'm sure one of us shall see at least one word of your message before ignoring it.

People occasionally compliment our style, and coordination with aesthetics and/or colours. Of course we all dress well, we didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

If you couldn't gather it already, our lives are constituted of sarcasm, homosexuality, and diet coke.

Ciao ciao all. Same time next week?