We Are Samurai

And we are here to give a certain amount of ♥♥♥♥♥.

Summary


Aoi Akuma, the Blue Demons, are a clan of subversive samurai originally formed to halt the

capitalistic injustices of the vile and corrupt, Thomas Edison.

In 1885, Tesla worked under Edison's name and claimed that he could redesign Edison's motors

and generators, making them more efficient and beneficial for the nation. Bewildered and

egotistical, Edison replied with a simple, "Nah ♥♥♥♥♥, my motors are tha bomb. I bet you 50

G's you can't make motors finer than mine."

A few months later, Tesla did.

Soon after, Tesla asked Edison to front the money, excusing himself saying that, "You don't

get my humor" and denied all allegations of payment saying that he was, "Just playing, B."
Obviously mad, Tesla resigned from the company and traveled to Japan where he took a one year

hiatus in an attempt to find himself. During that year in the month of may he stumbled upon a

field in which he met Zoleta and his band of Samurai, smoking mad blunts.
Intrigued by the white man, Zoleta offered the blunt of peace, a two and a half gram chimi

changa of the finest Japanese marijuana.

"Who are you?" Questioned Tesla, who was high as ♥♥♥♥.
Zoleta took a mighty drag from his blunt, not even phased. "I am Zoleta, and these are my band

of highly praised opium drug lords."

This was where Tesla realized what he had to do. This was where Aoi Akuma was formed. Sworn on

that very day, every member of Aoi Akuma swear their families' lives into the clan, defending

the honor of Nikola Tesla, and crushing that of Edisons.