Aliens... Aliens Everywhere

The old anti alien community group was abandoned in 2009 and most likely taken control by aliens.

so now, we, the humans, have made a new group to spread the world of the alien infestation in our planet.

A guy in steam chat told me he is an alien. At first i didnt believe him, but when i told him i spilled my soda all over the table, he told me it was him spilling my soda. What are the odds of that? Aliens are responsible for this.

now. analyse the next picture »»───(knee)───► , in the eyes of a typical person, it might seem like an arrow going through a knee, but no... it is an alien artifact retrieved from the exodus cluster.

now, take notice, act now, we must spread the word and be on our toes and watch out for aliens, there might be one behind you right now. yes, it is watching you, DO NOT IN ANY MEANS TURN AROUND, it will shoot a plasma bean in milliseconds if you try to make eye contact, now just keep reading this and do the following.

ALIEN SURVIVAL WHEN ONE IS BEHIND YOU 101

STEP 1. STAY CALM, DO _NOT_ TURN AROUND
STEP 2. go on youtube, more precisely to this address http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUoezoPg-s
STEP 3. now you will hear what an alien mating call sounds like, then you have to like the video to inject the skill.
STEP 4. imitate the mating call, the alien will now freak out and flee due to your looks.

Congratulations, you have survived a-soon-to-happen alien assassination. You're welcome.