In America!

This group is dedicated to how awesome I, Bandit Keith, am while in America.

If you don't know these words than you aren't an American and should move back to Canada... with the French... the exact opposite of Americans:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Also dedicated to the fundamental facts that make America better than every other country on earth… because they aren’t America:

McDonalds, Wal-Mart, The Gap, Baseball, NFL, Rock and Roll, The Internet, Slavery, Starbucks, Disney World, Porno, Valium, Reeboks, Fake Tits, Sushi, Taco Bell, Rodeos, Bed Bath and Beyond, Liberty, White Slips, The Alamo, Band-Aids, Las Vegas, Christmas, Immigrants, Popeye, Democrats, Republicans, Sportsmanship, Books.

Important songs to remember... if you don't, then you are not an American:

The Star-Spangled Banner
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Yankee Doodle