A Derp for a Perm

Ladies and Gentlemen, even after many years of discrimination and injustice, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.” I have a dream that even Tic Tac, a member sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my child, Dark will live in a country where he will be judged by the content of his character, and not by his choice, to derp or troll. Ladies and Gentlemen I Have a Dream Today, that even in the minecraft channel, the sons of Trollers and the sons of Derpers will be able to enjoy a friendly conversation and express their true selves. I Have a Dream, at a point in my life I thought it was a lost dream, at a point in my life I called out "Oh brother help me please", but he winded up knocking me back down to my knees.
I HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY, A MAN CAN TROLL, AND ANOTHER CAN DERP, AND NEITHER OF THEM WILL RECIEVE A WEEK, MONTH OR EVEN YEARS BAN. I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!!