To protect the world from dehydration and from the evil wrath of Coke

The Pepsi Patrol shall roam the galaxy far and wide (or atleast steam communities) to prevent evil, thirst and Coke. The Pepsi patrol shall never rest (figuratively) and will never submit to the wrath of Coke (literally.) Becoming a part of the legendary Pepsi Patrol is quite simple, as one only has to vow dedication towards the Pepsi until the very end. Good luck to all the Pepsi Patrol men and women and enjoy yourselves.