@Broseph18
10/10 would use again

Does anyone want to kill themselves?
Hi it's me, Broseph18. Are you tired of all the hassle of killing yourself? Well look no further because boy do I have a deal for you. For only 10 easy payments of $500, I will personaly come to your house and kill you! So now, you dont even have to lift a finger to kill yourself. All you have to do is contact me and I will show up to your house within 24 hours and kill you! It's prctically the same thing and it's so much easier! Thank you for your service.