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Hey guys I made a cover letter. What do you think? I'm pretty sure it sucks, but I just typed it up in like 10 minutes.

Dear [insert company name],

There is a fine line that separates parody from plagiarism. When one profits from the traitorous route of stealing the intelligent property of another, the character needs to be punished. Timothy Buckley has demonstrated on numerous occasions that he does not respect the rights of other artists' work. His popularity and earnings need to be scrutinized in order to show the gaming community that shallow ripoffs will not be tolerated.
Timothy Buckley has been notorious in the past for scamming money from civilians interested in supporting charity foundations. When Penny Arcade, a well established gaming site, started the Child's Play charities to supply hospitals with video game systems, Mr. Buckley wanted his name in the spotlight. Tim sponsored an event meant to get people away from Child's Play and donate towards his own cause. After hundreds or even possibly thousands of dollars were raised Timothy Buckley never turned any of it in for charity. Instead, he spent the money on himself in order to buy a tablet so he could make his carbon-copy comics faster at the expense of an already lower quality. At the expense of sick children Mr Buckley acted in a very perverted manner in order to manipulate concerned citizens out of their hard earned money.

Furthermore, Timothy has been known to plagiarize work from many artists. He knows no bounds in his stealing of intellectual property.
Some examples include:
Popular Horror Manga Artist Junji Ito had work from his book Gyo stolen. Buckley used work from Gyo when making a commissioned character for Heroes of Newearth. Buckley ripped off work on purpose with the sole intention of profit. When confronted, Timothy stated that he was retooling a work of an obscure artist, and banned all people from his website that questioned.
Buckley has also stolen character designs for one of his female characters. This artwork was taken from a small artist. When confronted, Buckley still stood on the belief that he never ripped off any artwork, and continued his infantile policy of banning all responses.
Finally, Buckley has blatantly stolen all types of copyrighted material to use for t-shirts at his store. From My Little Pony to Xbox, Mr. Buckley sells these abominations without any licensing fees, credit, or royalties to the companies that created the products. A person should not be able to steal creative property for this long without repercussion.
Timothy Buckley needs to abort his long habits of stealing, plagiarism, and internet tyranny. Your website needs to show this evidence against and set a precedence that the internet is an open place, but the outright dirty work of making unearned money from ripoffs should not exists in this large of scale. It would be a miscarriage of justice if you were to not investigate or at least question Timothy Buckley's gross misuse for profit.
Thank you for your time,

A Concerned Citizen"
Needs some tweaking, but otherwise, it's cool. Thanks go out to the anon who made this, you're making history, man!