Willkommen in Auschwitz Birkenau Holiday Resort

If you book before December you get a free ethnic clensing!
5* resort with excellent reviews on tripadvisor
Very spacious for activities
Many showers so you'll never have to wait to get clensed
We also offer a slimming class by refusing to feed you, 100% success rate
Remember next time you're trying to book a holiday, don't get yourself in a fritz, come to schwitz!