JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE?...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...i-it was loud...I'm going to go check things out, I'll chronicle what I find. I assume it was a raccoon or something knocking over my trash can...I hope, at least.

I went outside and saw my trash can knocked over, but nothing was in sight. I fixed it back up though, and everything seems to be in order. All is well. So, uhh, anyway, yeah, after all this time you have probably been wondering what's been going on in this group, well, I have plenty of plans, and I--OOH, WOAH ♥♥♥♥ OH!!!! S-something just hit my windows, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Uuh, I'll be right back. Jesus Christ, this is NOT how I expected my night to go! Geez Louise!

♥♥♥♥, I went outside and saw the bushes shaking, I ran towards them and something dashed into the woods! Oh, oh ♥♥♥♥ I'm real scared man, I'm really freaking ou--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! SOMETHING JUST SMASHED AGAINST MY FRONT DOOR! I'M RUNNING INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKING THE DOOR!!! OH, OH LORD UP IN HEAVEN IF YOU'RE THERE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S IN MY HOUSE!!! IT'S AT THE DOOR!!! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING??!?!?!?!?! HOLY ♥♥♥♥ IT'S PURPLE!!!!! IT'S!!!!! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wha??!---OH, OH NO!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!