Grand Empire of The Neeple

Join us. I'am BaronVonNeeples, the Lord High Baron of the Grand Empire of The Neeples. To join us, is to join the select few, who have the honor of being in the presence of BaronVonNeeple, ruler of Grand Empire of The Neeple in Europe and its capital Nippletopia. In this group you will take part in the expansion of this empire over mankind and the spread of the three core virtues of the Neeples Triad:
1. The Duty every citizen has to dream of a free Empire.

2. The Obedience that every citizen must show if all are to survive.

3. The Loyalty every citizen should have for their People.

By following and upholding these values, the Grand Empire of The Neeple will unite all over Earth under the flag of Empire. When you join this group, you believe in superiority of the Grand Empire of The Neeple to the other petty nations of Earth, a strong military, and total commitment to High Council.

On this day, we stand united once more. On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Neeple dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!"
- Lord High Baron of The Grand Empire of The Neeple

Definition of Baron[en.wikipedia.org]
Our Great Capital Located on the shores of the Strait of Gibraltar[vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net]
The Neeple Army Assembled at the 10th Anniversary of our victory over the EU[i.ytimg.com]