It has come to my attention that you have just gotten raped by the 3rd Ridget. The first thing that you must be asking yourself is why? Well, you see, the 3rd Ridget does not discriminate. He does not show mercy. He is the wolf that never sleeps, the light that illuminates the darkness, god among peasants.

You being raped by the 3rd Ridget is simply natural. There is nothing you can do about it except relax your anal muscles and let me use your blood as lube.

So remember ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when you see 3rd Ridget, you gon' get raped for there is a fire in 3rd Ridget, and it stirs when you put l4d2 in his hands.