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A message to the Nation of Bootius:

I Cant believe you take the Empire of Baconia as a joke. We break our alliance and Trade. Your Dog Empire of Bootius will be Conquered. The people of Bootius will be slaves of the Imperial Court of Baconia. Your Legionaries are no match for my 3DM Grenadiers. My closest Royal Regiment King's Guard, The 3. Danish Marines will rek your Gladiators in a 1v1 Melee Tournament. Empire of Great Baconia Has Declared War on the Nation of Bootius. Watch, This war will be over fast, Your Head will be on the Gates of Baconia!

A taste of Bootys Book 1:

Fifteen millions years ago, the universe was non existant. No stars, no planets, no galaxies. Nothing. Suddenly, a collection of bacteria formed together to create the first ever being. This being, was Andee. Being the only thing alive, Andee decided to proclaim himself God. His first order of business was to create. And he did. In a violent and glorious display of awesome power, the universe was born.

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