Gassiest Private Military Company

31st Fart Brigade is a PMC under the command of the mighty Sargent Braphog.

The proper private military company needs their own set of rules - and we are no exception.

THE BRAPHOG'S CODE clearly states:

1. Protect those who cannot protect themselves.
2. Never be ashamed of your body. You are here to love yourself and nothing else.
3. You are dirt.
4 Do not harass females online.
5. Do not get into arguments online.
6. Be cool. Be concise. Wear a grin on your face and always display your belly proudly.
7. You are what you eat.