An up and coming Anglo-Scot Serb Dota team that has one ranked game under their belt try their hand at the battle cup. The designated captain Mr Andrew Duncan Oliver Robert Earley led the team to victory in one captain’s draft game with some shadow demon Dazzle action. However their subsequent attempts at both ranked and battle cup games have resulted in tragic defeats.

Their first battle cup game saw some changing room drama with core ‘Hoosten’ pulling out at the last moment to eat his dinner. Team Racially Confused went up against Legostein. With the help of a random ♥♥♥♥♥ Sven and his mask of madness the game lasted a whole 29 minutes.

Their second attempt started with panic throughout the team as the new young hopeful ‘Thermers’ failed to turn up. It was later revealed by sources that a heroin overdose resulted in ‘Thermers’ missing the entire tournament. Luckily a random honorary team member turned up at the last minute. Hopes were high as the team got off to a good start. The game lasted a lot longer than the previous week's attempt and the team put up a damn good fight. But sadly Racially Confused managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with ‘Genetic Ducks’ taking the win.

A silver lining to these consecutive defeats is that the team that beats Racially Confused always loses their next game in the quarter finals. This clearly shows that the brave boys from Scotland, Serbia, England (and wherever that Sven was from) rough their opponent up.
Find out how the team fares in the next installment of the Boston Major Dota 2 Battle Cup
Written by, Cuthbert ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Senior Sports Editor for the Guardian