Welcome to a safe haven for fellow 12 year old bachelors!

We all know the feel, when you're just mining the ♥♥♥♥ outta some trees in your sandbox survival world, only to bee drawn to a minegirl with nice pixels. We all know the feel when you accidentally rape her then have no chance with her whatsoever. We've all been there. Here, you can share your stories of failed hookups, and we can all try to find girlfriends to play minecraft with!

If you are girl looking for gooood boyfriends, you must have:
- Diamond armor (must be protection IV or higher)
- A good weapon (if we spawn by creepers)
- nice pixels, i will sex you often and worship you like holy boars of my country
- must have good bob, for make good lovemaking.