WillyBum Official Steam Group Grand opening

This is the first message of the coalition of the willy&bums respect these rules at all costs or the almighty willy will smite you into the ground where to holy bum will sit on you

Rule#1: thou shalt not speak poop about the holy willy
Rule#2: Any one who says they are higher than the almighty gods will be called infidels and sat on by bums
Rule#3: Anyone who compares hes willy of that of the holy penis will be smited to endless pain and suffering ( having a small ♥♥♥♥ )
Rule#4: if anyone fiddles your bum, your allowed to fiddle theirs without asking

Follow these rules
breaking any of these will result in you being called an infidel and getting horrible gangraped by an hungry hippo with ebola and tyfus