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0. Negative Numbers are a Lie. No exceptions.
1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do NOT talk about /b/.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.14159265358979323846.... Expect us.
9. Always register with your local service provider.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
34-B. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34-C. If it exists, there's an app for it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35b. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ than what you just saw.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
66. The cake is a lie.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
85. Retarded rules are forbidden.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.