If you are looking at this, you are probably a scrub.

I am so proud of the budding community we have grown to become. Just wanted to share a recap of our storied past:

Once upon a time, in a small, secluded town called Oakridge, a seemingly ordinary group of individuals began to gather in secret. They called themselves the New Harmony Fellowship of Light, or NHFL for short. Led by a charismatic figure named Jonathan Masters, the NHFL claimed to have discovered a path to enlightenment and spiritual fulfillment that was unlike anything the world had ever seen.

At first, NHFL meetings were held discreetly in a remote cabin deep in the woods, where only a select few were invited. People from all walks of life were drawn to the enigmatic aura surrounding Jonathan Masters and the promises of personal growth and inner peace offered by the NHFL. As time went on, the cult's influence began to spread beyond the borders of Oakridge.

Jonathan Masters possessed a silver tongue that could captivate anyone who listened. He preached messages of unity, love, and self-discovery, enticing those searching for meaning in their lives. The NHFL gained momentum and followers, who fervently believed in their leader's teachings. Gradually, the cult's gatherings became larger, moving from the woods to a spacious building on the outskirts of Oakridge.

As NHFL's reputation grew, its doctrines became more radical. Jonathan Masters began manipulating his followers, instilling in them an unwavering loyalty and convincing them that he held the key to their salvation. His charisma and ability to manipulate the emotions of others allowed him to build an empire of devoted followers who were willing to do anything to serve the NHFL's cause.

The cult's rise to power didn't go unnoticed by the town's residents. Concerned family members and friends saw their loved ones transform, becoming increasingly distant and fanatical in their devotion to the NHFL. Rumors of mind control and sinister rituals circulated, causing fear and suspicion to spread. The community became divided, with some fiercely loyal to Jonathan Masters and the NHFL, while others tried desperately to rescue their loved ones from its clutches.

Unbeknownst to the public, the NHFL had been amassing vast wealth through various schemes, including illegal activities. The cult's financial resources allowed it to expand its operations and gain influence within Oakridge and beyond. They opened businesses, bought property, and even established a media presence to further propagate their message.

As the NHFL's power grew, so did the darkness that shrouded it. Jonathan Masters became increasingly paranoid, seeing threats everywhere and purging anyone who questioned his authority or strayed from his teachings. Dissent was met with severe consequences, and many who dared to challenge the NHFL mysteriously disappeared or met untimely ends.

Despite the fear and danger surrounding the NHFL, a small group of individuals from Oakridge refused to be silenced. They formed an underground resistance, determined to expose the cult's true nature and free their loved ones from its grip. Gathering evidence and spreading awareness, they worked tirelessly to dismantle the NHFL's empire.

After years of tireless efforts, the resistance finally achieved a breakthrough. They managed to gather substantial evidence of the NHFL's illegal activities, including financial fraud and human rights violations. Armed with their findings, they alerted the authorities, who launched a full-scale investigation into the cult.

The truth about the NHFL began to unravel, shocking the world with the extent of the cult's depravity. Jonathan Masters was arrested, and his followers slowly began to awaken from their blind devotion. Families were reunited, and the community of Oakridge began to heal from the scars left by the cult.

The rise and fall of the NHFL served as a cautionary tale, a reminder that charismatic leaders and promises of enlightenment can often mask dangerous intentions. Oakridge, once divided by fear and suspicion, emerged stronger, determined to ensure that such darkness would never take hold again. And in the end, the town's spirit prevailed, restoring hope and reminding its residents of the power of unity and resilience.