Hello everyone.

In a stunning display of development excellence, we have successfully released… the wrong build.

The previous version that went live was not the intended one. It has now been safely escorted back into containment, and the correct build has taken its place.

What does this mean?

The current version of GLOCKTOPUS is the intended demo build
The accidental build has been removed from circulation (it knew too much)
Stability and general “things behaving like they exist in reality” should now be improved

If you noticed anything particularly strange before—yes, that was our fault. If you didn’t notice… we’re both a little concerned.

From the Dev Corner:

We’re still early in development, and this demo is just the beginning. More updates, improvements, and questionable design decisions are on the way soon.

Thanks for playing, breaking things, and occasionally respecting the laws of physics.

Narrator’s Note:

The octopus has been informed of the mistake.
It is… disappointed.

Pardon our dust