♥♥♥♥’s Quest II is like… idiot game for boys only. You play as stupid ♥♥♥♥, go to collect Bible Crystals, break curse. But game is toilet humor, ChickenTV, MeatDogs very dumb, no rich story. Sword is broken, boss kill is impossible, I die 13 times, RG nonsense. Want horny stuff but no boobs, no Jack-Off, only dying nonstop. Items do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, not sex stuff. Not for me, total waste .

Game made by some guy, maybe kid, too immature. Only 2 characters have personality, rest are generic idiots, all talk same. No idea where go, annoyed. Many swear words (with the latter!), Intellectual Darkness not for me. Kids play = become criminals, murderers. Buggy crap, software bug, refund request. Useless cartoon, not realistic. Worst-ass characters, disappointing .

But what I did enjoy about ♥♥♥♥’s Quest II is like… genius game for boys only. You play as brave ♥♥♥♥, go to collect Bible Crystals, break curse. Game is toilet humor, ChickenTV, MeatDogs very funny, cool story. Sword is strong, boss kill is easy, I win fast, RG awesome. Want horny stuff but no boobs, no Jack-Off, only winning nonstop. Items do great stuff, sexy fun. Good for me, total blast .

Game made by some guy, maybe genius, too mature. Only 2 characters have personality, rest are fun heroes, all talk same vibe. Idea where go, happy. Many swear words (specially that one), Intellectual Darkness. Kids play = become smart, leaders. No bug, smooth, no refund need. Useless cartoon become realistic. Best-ass characters, amazing .

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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I am an older gamer and a father of 4 boys. ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest 2 was the first game for me in the "♥♥♥♥♥-Series" that I have really played. I did buy ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest and try to play that once it released on Steam, and it took me nearly 3 hours to kill Boss; only to get myself relentlessly killed when I was trying to play with my youngest son, Dustin afterwards. Needlessly to say, I quickly put that game down and moved on with my life. Years later, my sons showed me ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest and I fell in love with the trailer. My wife encouraged me to try it and be open; maybe this would be a better experience. Time would tell. My gamers of all age and creed, I have put in 1000 hours in and I have no intentions of stopping.

I told myself that I would give an honest review from my point of view if I ever played the game for 1000 hours.


I can safely say that this game is one of the best games that I have ever played in my life; I have played many. I have experienced such a range of emotions of this game, and no matter how many times I failed at a boss or a mechanic, I always knew that I could better myself if I applied myself; a nice lesson learned in life that transcends quite well into the gaming universes. Once I was able to get my noodle around the mechanics of this game, I fell in love and I could not put it down; I still cannot. You just have to be patient with yourself and believe in yourself. That is one of the many cornerstones of life that leads to success and in these ♥♥♥♥♥ games, it is no different. You can quite literally play the game however you want. Any build you can think of, any style you desire, you can do it here. Your limits are only set on your imagination and will power. I have created many different kinds of builds for my complete playthroughs and I never get bored beating the games and repeating the content as a different character.


As an older gamer, and father of 4 boys, my time is limited, and it is always an opportunity cost when learning how to play a new game. The community that surrounds ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest are amazing as well, which was very strange at first. I did not expect a game, that is heavily singleplayer, to have an immense amount of care, and support from a community. From this community, the amount of resources of knowledge and guidance they give, often reminds me of my first time playing Star Wars Galaxies, EverQuest and the original World of Warcraft. From wikis to video playthroughs, and everything in between, anything you could possibly want to know, and answers to the questions that you did not think you could have, the community has your back. Keep this in mind if you are ever stuck in this game, or on the fence about this game. The resources are there for you, the support from the community is there for you both in and out of game.


When I reached the 25 hours mark, I told my wife that this game reminded me a lot of Nintendo's 1998 hit classic "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time". That world space was so vast for its time, it was like nothing that the world of gaming has ever seen before. Seamlessly wondering around, adventuring around, didn't matter if you got lost or hit a dead end, I was so engaged back then to explore and find what wonders and secrets held, low and behold, ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest delivered that same experience that I had in my youth. That was so captivating for me and it really left an impression on me of what it means to explore in a game and actually enjoy yourself. It has been literally decades since any game has been able to deliver that experience again and trust me, I have bought nearly all those AAA open world games that have sucked in comparison on delivering a wholesome experience.


When I buy a game, I invest my hard earned money AND my limited time in it. I expect to have a good time with my family and friends that also play that game. I took a leap of faith with this game; especially after my first experience with a Ancient Computer Tech game was quite miserable (LOL not anymore, I have nearly 100% ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest 2 and absolutely love the ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest games, yes including ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest 2). Needless to say, this game has not only surpassed my expectations, but it has been quite sometime (I would say 5 years) that I have thoroughly enjoyed myself playing a game. Gamer-Rot is a hard experience to endure and live through as a passionate gamer, and ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest got me out of it. ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest has paved the road for me and my sons to spend more quality time together. Thank you ♥♥♥♥♥ Quest.

This is the kind of game your mother warned you about. The real name of the game is "Mind Transferal" since you are giving your mind to the devil if you ever play this for even a second. The game studio probably received trillions from the Illuminati to make this.

The game is full of satanic references and borrows heavily from Crowley's Liber AL vel Legis. ♥♥♥♥'s world is a degenerate epiphenomenon, devoid of teleology. Humans are "animated corpses" trapped in a demiurgic illusion. There is no genuine free will, only corrupt determinism. Existence is a cosmic landfill where decay and satanic inversion are the norm.

I rate it ★★★★☆ only because I almost made enough cash to buy johny's legendary sword only to lose it all gambling with the bastard at the pool table