Welcome to this weeks reset!

Conductor’s log update:

• 🚂 2,500+ total scores submitted

• 👥 270+ unique players

• 👶 65,000+ babies thrown out

• ⚡ 140+ scores in the last 24 hours

• 📈 1,350+ scores in the last 7 days

We genuinely thought things might calm down.

They did not.

The past week alone has been absolute chaos. Over a thousand runs in seven days. The leaderboards are shifting daily. Every new score feels personal. Every throw gets wilder.

65,000 ejections.

That’s not a statistic. That’s a movement.

If you’ve submitted a run — thank you.
If you’re grinding for the top spot — we see you.
If you’re watching from the platform — the train is still boarding.

And it’s not slowing down.

See you on the rails. 🚂

A bug in the leaderboard has been resolved. For some users, the ranking was calculated incorrectly, causing them to appear at position 0 on the leaderboard.

We also believe this issue may have been related to the freeze some users experienced on the run end screen.

Thank you for all your feedback — it helps us tremendously in identifying and fixing bugs quickly.