lmao

>be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that Wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess ...

isn't this wholesome?

This game starts ok, becomes better, then completely cockblocks at the end! also give us some steam point items and maybe more of the middle part? thanks!