I might just not like this game, but I really think I actively hate it.

Top of mind right now, there are ads on the title screen and there is an achievement you unlock only by clicking one of those ads. That sucks. Don't put ads in the game I paid for man.

And I do feel fully comfortable saying "man" because it's clear there has been no women involved in the creation of this game (outside of voice acting). Women are props, and entirely one dimensional. Don't be misogynistic in the game I paid for man.

The first bit of story where you find your beginning has incredibly stilted voice acting, with weird pauses that have random durations... it makes the entire thing feel glitched tbh, and at best as if the people who crafted the game don't understand human communication.

The tutorial can be skipped, which I encourage you to do. If you're worried, don't be, it's not useful. It's not even useful to an idiot who has also never played a point and click game. And worst of all it thinks it's way too clever for breaking the fourth wall time and time again. Don't do the same joke 10 times in a minute in the game I paid for man.

writing this review made me angry at the game again
I want my two dollars (back)