It's a really fun game that's styled to look like a greek pottery painting. It's got fun combat and crafting in the game.

I'm sorry devs. I have tried to enjoy your game but the awkward controls make it impossible for me to lose myself in the experience and fully embrace it. Sadly it's so frustrating to play that not even the amazing art style can make up for it.

I made it through the first section of the game after much suffering. I ended up beating the first boss by literally standing in place, Russian-roulette cycling through my weapons and lobbing whatever sharp object or explosive I landed on right at his face. Enthralling.

Trying to cycle my primary fighting hand through all the options felt like nails to a chalk board. Small kitchen knife? Sword? Farmer's fork with negative attack speed? Wildfire grenade (uhhhh)? Healing tonic (why the hell would you want to equip and heal with your attacking hand mid-fight)? Bow and arrow? Big pokey stick? An axe that only works if they are exactly 0.8m away? Then you've got your off-hand which is for... holding a torch, or a shield! Seriously? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. It feels like the game designer intended for the player to suffer.

(Disclaimer: Whilst I realise "oh lots of games are like that" they are at least playable - the controls let you do what you gotta do, when you need to do it. In this game you're frequently interrupting fights with an "Excuse me one moment while I dive into my handbag to find an appropriate weapon to chop off your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head with, and also please remain at the appropriate range of whichever gun I pull out next. Thank you for your patience!")

Zeus voted worst god ever, asked to leave Mount Olympus.