Thank you all for the support these past few days! We appreciate your feedback where it exists.

Turns out, some things weren't running their coffee quite so smoothly, so we took our squirt bottles and motivated them.

Now, TE should actually be killable! It took some extra motivation to convince it of that, though.

Many animations have been tweaked to provide slightly improved feedback! For example, Duncan will now actually look like rats, tackles, and straight up lasers actually hurt!

The hackers have been DDOSd, turns out too many people were dying to them, and the servers that don't exist got overloaded. As a result, we have made them slightly easier so that people don't eat up all our nonexistent bandwidth.

Death animations! They existed before but they were being skipped, so that should be solved by now.

Thank you all for running, we hope to make sure Coffee Runner meets most of your coffee needs, but keep an eye out, we'll be working on our next bigger and better project very soon!

Coffee Runner Black and Mocha releases today at 12:00 PM EST! We're so excited for release, that we decided to have a sale for 15% off, the first 3 days only! Make sure to pick up a copy while the deal lasts, and be ready to enter a zany world with all sorts of weird mysteries to put together!