Main Game: Counter-Strike 2

💼 Occupation:
Carrying bots (unpaid)

🧠 IQ Level:
Higher than my teammates combined

🎯 Skills:

Top fragging while flaming
Backseat gaming after I die first
Calling strats no one understands
Blaming everyone except myself

🎮 Hobbies:

“???” in chat every round
Saying “nice try” when it wasn’t
Kicking bottom frag (even if it’s me)
Typing essays mid-round
Blaming others for cheating

💣 Strategy:
Rush B, don’t listen, die, blame team

🧾 Fun Fact:
If we lose, it’s your fault
If we win, I carried