Muffin, I still can’t believe we met during that totally normal bread heist. I was (Porter, certified sandwich inspector), just doing my job when you appeared—covered in flour, holding 12 croissants, yelling “IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.”

Ever since, I’ve learned two things:

You cannot be trusted near bakeries
You’re somehow both adorable and a public safety risk

Like seriously, you’re what happens when a cupcake gains sentience and chooses chaos.

Also I haven’t forgotten when you pushed me into a river for saying cookies > muffins. I stand by it. I regret nothing.

Anyway, if there’s ever another pastry-related incident, I’m calling you. Not for help—just to confirm you caused it.

Stay dangerous, Muffin 🧁
– Porter (banned from 3 bakeries)

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