+rep

+rep broski

This man is the only reason I am able to have an erection.

This man gave me all of his money to get myself through college. When i became a successful businessman, i gave him the money back with triple interest, but he denied it and told me to keep the change. When my business crashed, he invited me to sleep in the box under the bridge where he had been living for a few decades. I promptly agreed and when i got a sniffle, he robbed a pharmacy at gunpoint for some advils. The advils made me feel a bit better, but then the cops showed up. He told me to leave him behind. I readily agreed that this was the best thing to do and left him to be arrested. Then when he came out of prison 5 years later, he gave me 5000$ to pay his half of the meals while he was gone. I took the money and went to spend it on an investment which gained me an immense fortune. I offered him to stay at my villa, he said he wouldn't want to dirty my marble floors with his feet. I agreed that it would be a tremendous shame. god bless this man

this man is a model of what every human should aspire to be. i was once being robbed at gunpoint. he shot the bullet out of the air as it was being fired from the barrel of the gun of the criminal. i once went to the corner store to buy some gum and forgot my wallet. he proceeded to lend me his child's college tuition fund to pay for it. when he visited my house once, he insisted on drinking the water in the toilet so as not to raise our water bills. after a murder case where i may or may not have been the prime suspect, he placed evidence against himself upon the crime scene to remove suspicion from myself and took the life sentence for me. when i nearly got hit by a car, he broke out of prison and pushed me out of the way, crushing himself under the truck. when i went to his hospital bed, he clutched my hand, looked me in the eyes and reminded me that my sons birthday. god bless this man

This man is the only thing that keeps me going in life. He saved my wife from a fire in a car crash in 1987 and even paid for her hospital bills. He pulled me out from the way of the guns of the taliban in Afghanistan and lost his leg doing it. The doctors said that he wouldn't recover and would probably die within the month. 4 months later he showed up at my son's piano recital, still bleeding through the bandages, and was the only one in the crowd who clapped (Neither me or my wife clapped for his terrible performance lmfao). He even donated his kidney to me. Both my kidneys work perfectly fine, but he said "Have it just in case". god bless this man