First, take a big step back... and literally, F.UCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific b.ullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly f.ucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f.ucking United Nations and get a f.ucking binding resolution to keep me from fu.cking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherf.ucker! I will massacre you! I WILL F.UCK YOU UP!